Apple Unveils 69 New Emojis To Eradicate Language Further

By Alex Firer
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  • Let’s say you’re on a hot date, you feel me? And mere words simply can’t express how you feel. So you go into your emoji bank and you pull forth from the well of inspiration and let loose with your new pictoral thumb based language. But the emojis at your finger tips — they are too sparse! They don’t have beard! They are not gross naked people holding spoons! And there isn’t a buff sexy merman to be seen! “Where are my new emojis!!!”, you shout to the Heavens, tears streaming down your pig face.

    Fear not little pig boy, because the new Emojis are here! Apple released 69 of the, and now there is one for every occasion.

    There’s one for if your eyeball pops out during a manic state.

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  • There’s one if you need to tell your friends that Paddington Bear has been raptured after his hat blew away in the wind.

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  • And one that you’re DTF but the spoon HAS to watch, do you understand me!?

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  • Also the Genie from Aladdin is in there.

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  • Also the Genie from Aladdin is in there. You can find more of them in the Emojipedia and tell us what you think in the comments or on Twitter at @WhatsTrending.