Tinder Date Ends With Woman Stuck In Window With Her Own Poop

A woman from the UK ended her Tinder date by being stuck upside down in a window next to a bag of her own poop.

Ho boy.

This whole ordeal began like any other Tinder hook-up. After a quick bite to eat, Liam Smyth and his date came back to his place for some Netflix and chill.

At one point, Liam’s date returns from the bathroom saying the toilet won’t flush, but that’s not all… According to Liam, she told him “I went for a poo in your toilet, and it would not flush. I don’t know why I did this, but I panicked”, she continued “I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window”. 

Liam says, “So what?” and is set to go outside to clean it up… .except the bathroom window opens up to a very small gap between buildings.

And the poo is also stuck on the windowsill.

With his roommates’ blessings, Liam was all set to smash open the window to remove the poo. His date had a different idea.

Being an amateur gymnast, Liam’s date offered to work her way into the gap to retrieve the bag of poo. She was able to remove it with Liam’s help, but Liam could not remove her.

The local fire brigade came in to rescue her, destroying the window in the process. With a broken toilet AND a broken window, Liam launched a GoFundMe to help pay for a replacement.

Liam shared the story of the date gone wrong on the campaign page. 

He has promised to donate extra money to a charity that provides flushing toilets in developing countries and a firefighter’s charity.

Now, the story of the world’s shittiest Tinder date is going viral.

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