Scientist Warns Our SEX ROBOTS Could MURDER Us

Bad news, horny people!
By Alex Firer

  • When we last checked in with sex dolls it was with xHamsterina, the xHamster developed realistic sex doll every weirdo was counting his pennies to be able to take to the soda parlor to get weird stares from every person around them. However! Save your pennies, you sex doll buying weirdos! There is some very important news you have to know! According to one cyber security scientist, Dr. Nick Patterson, hackers may be able to hack your sex robots in order to murder you.

    H’oh boy. I don’t know how much having sex with a big robot is worth it for you — but h’oh boy.

    Apparently hacking into the robots of 2017 is an easy task. The doctor adds —

    “Hackers can hack into a robot or a robotic device and have full control of the connections, arms, legs and other attached tools like knives or welding devices… Once a robot is hacked, the hacker has full control and can issue instructions to the robot.”

    So hackers could go from taking your Playstation Account e-mail to getting a robot you had sex with to stab you. Bad move— the future! Bad move!

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