Top 25 ‘Sexy’ Halloween Costumes You Didn’t Know Were Sexy

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  • Tis the season folks, tis the season for looking super sexy while walking through the streets on Halloween! Sure, you think being a sexy cat or being a sexy nurse would do enough, but clearly you have yet to consider the untold power of the pure force of nature that is the oh— sexy goldfish costume, or the sexy clown costume, or the sexy fries, or the sexy ghost or the sexy— the sexy — let’s see what else— oh, sexy Waldo! Nice!

    Basically, there are quite a few of these things, and luckily we have host Shira Lazar here to run down through the costumes and discusses why these weird old blobs are in any shape, way or form sexy. Like for example, that carrot costume. Did you notice that the v of the carrot kind of lines up with the vagina? This is like analyzing Dostoyevsky here! Really makes you think! Really really makes you think!

    What do you think of the sexy costumes? Did you like our choices? Tell us what you think either in the comments or on Twitter at @WhatsTrending.

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