Navy Apologizes For Sky Writing Dick Drawing in Sky

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  • The Navy is incredible at many things. Protecting our shores from our many enemies is one. But also — drawing dicks in the sky using our nation’s finest aircrafts is of course another! Good work, you artists of the sky! This aerial penis scrawled upon our nation’s Heavens by the Navy in Washington State has capture the admiration of the internet and world — even if also had the pearl clutchers, the naysayers, wag their fingers in dismissal and cluck their tongues in disapproval. Heck, even the head of the Navy has apologized for what is easily the best thing our tax dollars have ever went to—

    “The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable.”

    Although, I ask you, what is more unacceptable, dicks in the sky or war whoa made you think just now didn’t I ha ha don’t sweat it ;).

    What do you think of the mighty sky penis? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter at @WhatsTrending.

    Also, wanna read our article about Super Mario’s official penis drawn in a Japanese comic? What’s that? Maybe!? We’ll take it! Click here.

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