YouTuber evmoneyTV is here to tell us that it’s really not all that hard to be a news reporter and there’s a lot of money to be made in the profession. You don’t even have to take your clothes off! In order to be a trusted member of the journalistic elite, just have to follow a few simple steps.
1. Find a source. Remember, they don’t actually have to have seen anything. They don’t even have to be real!
2. Be direct. Even if you’re lying, just do it with conviction.
3. Mention race. If you start out with “I’m not racist, but…” you basically have carte blanche to be as racist as you want.
4. Speculate and blame. Project your opinions and just have fun with it!
Plus, if you ever do anything wrong, just backtrack and delete your tweet. No one will ever know.