Is Alison Gold's Offensive "Chinese Food" Music Video The New "Friday"?
  • Patrice Wilson and the same team that enriched our lives with Rebecca Black’s “Friday” – forever the standard for the awkward,, ultra-viral music video – now present their newest cringe-worthy sensation: “Chinese Food” by Alison Gold. But not only is the entire thing absolutely ridiculous, it’s also kind of offensive! And don’t miss Patrice’s very own cameo as a creepy panda bear who hangs out at a sleepover with 13-year-old girls.

    Here and now, can we make an Internet-wide promise to not let that “chow mein” dance move become a thing? Pretty please?