The Ex-Men sketch from The Pete Holmes Show has been giving some of Marvel’s most pointless superheroes the ax. This week, Professor X decides to pick on Angel. Angel has hollow bones, which allows him to fly long distances.
After firing Angel, or as Professor X calls him, “Bird Man,” he asks, “when you get your worthless ass out of my office, will you resist to shit on my car?” Wow, poor Angel was given a more severe exit than Wolverine, who was told, “If I had my way, you and you and Beast would be over at the airport sniffing bags for the TSA.”
Maybe all these former superheroes should start a support group… new running sketch in the making?
The Pete Holmes Show airs weekdays at Midnight/11c on TBS.