No More Justin Bieber Jr.

Today, Justin Bieber might just be singing, “It’s not my baby, baby, baby oh!” The paternity suit filed against the pop star has been quietly dropped. The Bieber camp has vehemently denied the “baby” accusations since the beginning, and apparently an offer to take a paternity test was all accuser, Mariah Yeater, needed to cut bait and run.

However, this may not be the last we hear of Yeater, as Bieber’s spokesperson, Matthew Hiltzik said in a statement “We’ll vigorously pursue all available legal remedies to protect Justin and to hold those involved with bringing this suit, accountable for their actions.” And, while no formal charges have been filed against Yeater as of this post, those sound like fighting words to me. You can’t defame the Bieb and get away with it!

So, while we wait for the remaining legal side of this story to unfold, fans of the 17 year old sensation have headed online (as they always do) to issue some of their own street justice.

Well, glad we got that cleared up, now we can go back to our normal every day lives where Bieber is just fondling Selena Gomez in public, not actually doing the dirty.