Ninja Turtles Are HUGE In New Michael Bay Movie Trailer

Turtles in a half-shell! The trailer for Michael Bay’s blockbuster remake of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles looks appropriately full of explosions, action, and good-looking women (namely Megan Fox).

Unlike usual adaptations, the Turtles aren’t goofy, stoner-ish pizza gobblers, but actually massive scary fighters.

What would Shredder think of all this?!