And she only had forty minutes to practice.
Alex Firer
Alex Firer is a writer whose credits include the Onion News Network, the Devastator, and other, more Birdperson-centric Rick and Morty comics for Oni.
Stories by Alex Firer
4/20 was yesterday, bro.
A holy day 'tis be.
Mars Argo alleges that Titanic modeled performer ThatPoppy after her, mimicking her appearance and style.
The real money moves? Money moving towards the 99%!
What rhymes with Benedict Cumberbatch, anyway? Boy, it’ll take a teen Wakandan genius to figure this one out!
This is such a sweet story!
I'm going to make Yodeling Walmart Kid fight my Transformers toy.
A solo album and a Kid Cudi collaboration titled "Kids See Ghost" released one week apart? We are beyond pumped.
From a blind fashion designer to a naughty Instagram cat, Brandon Rogers can do incredible things with profane sketches starring a variety
According to the Obama/Peele in this video — discerning fake news from real news will affect whether we survive or become some
Guys, being a parent looks hard.
Is he preparing for his book, or just waxing wisdom for the hell of it?
The raccoons? Well, my friends. They are at it again.
"I think a career highlight... will be when I'm done."
What will these seasoned veterans think of Mason Ramsey?
One person passed away on this Southwest flight after an engine combusted causing a window to burst open.
This is beautiful. Ugh, I have to call my mom.
Saint West in an Ed Hardy font tattooed on his neck? Don't do it, Kanye! Also, he's back on Twitter.