New York Subway Floods Look Like Waterfalls
Ah, New York City! Home of Lena Dunham, Pizza Rat and the place where Spider-Man from that new movie everyone will probably see lives! And of course home to some of the most beautiful natural life you folks have ever seen! What’s that? You don’t believe me? Think I’m full of that stuff that comes after you eat the big tasty New York slice? (Oh, that New York Slice!) Well, watch for yourself, as New Yorkers woke up to witness a beautiful waterfall heading down the walls of the subway!
Ah! Just look at that cascading waterfall! What a thrill! What a sight! What a joy! What a— terrifying sign of the crumbling infrastructure of the MTA in New York City! Oof! Guys, the subway is not in good shape!
The floods are happening due to the heavy rain in New York City, but boy oh boy. This is not a good look! Because a great tropical waterfalls needs at least some street smart New York City style tropical animals. Some Toucans reading the New Yorker maybe? I don’t know, look, we got options! What do you think? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter at @WhatsTrending.