Girls Get Revenge After Guy Double Books FIVE DATES at Same Bar
There are bad dates, but you know what’s worse than a bad date? FIVE BAD DATES. ALL LINED UP IN A ROW. That’s what Twitter user Lisette Pylant discovered after she went on a blind date with a guy who seemed just the regular amount of crappy— until his second date came! To the same bar! Only forty minutes after their date! What! Luckily for us, she chronicled the entire debacle on Twitter of she and the other girls “John Carter Must Die”ing the ding dong — something we are quite fond of posting about these days—
Gasp! The original date must pretend to be the guy’s friend! What the hell! What is this, you weird dude! Ugh! Luckily, once the guy went to the bathroom for a moment, she got to tell this new date what’s up — and now both have to sit with the guy, but guess what happened next — a THIRD girl showed up! That’s when all these dates decided it’s time to get revenge on this guy. Three dates in one night!? Buddy, what are you doing!?
And what’s the type of revenge the girls got on him? They all left and became friends together! Screw this weirdo, being manipulative and booking three dates at once! And they left him with the bill! The guy tried to apologize, but it was for naught!
BUT WAIT! That wasn’t the end! The bartender texted the girls that another date came! So the girls came by, scooped up that date, and left with her too! This girl declared she is going to steal all this guys dates and make them her friends! Yes!
Wait. THERE WAS A FIFTH GIRL! But before she even met him and got told not to go meet the dude! Yes yes yes! Don’t mess with people this strong and spectacular!
Then the guy had the nerve to try one more time, but Lisette told him what’s up…
That’s right buddy, just walk away! You’ve screwed up, treated people like their feeling don’t matter, and now they’re all just walking away from you! Five dates in one night! Why! If you’re busy maybe arrange one date! Buddy! Come on!
But of course Lisette taught us the greatest lesson of all…
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