America Falls in Love With Runaway Brooklyn Cow Who is Metaphor For Us All
Not since those llamas went on the run, in the more halcyon year that was 2015, have we had something quite so exciting with a runaway animal — or frankly quite so emblematic of today’s era. A baby cow has escaped from a slaughter house, you see, and is now running around Prospect Park, Brooklyn. We have reports the cow is a metaphor for all of us, here, now, trapped in our realities like animals in a slaughter house, wanting to escape.
Here is a live feed of the animal running through the world, without a care.
Run little cow, run! Live out the dreams that the rest of society wishes they could, to run from the metaphorical slaughter house of our lives! Brooklyn cow, show them a fight! Show them a fight!
Here are some Twitter reactions to all of this good glory.
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