Mario and Peach Fight Over Facebook Flirtations and Drunk Texts
It seems as if Mario isn’t very skilled at covering up flirtations with his ex, Pauline. And Princess Peach has a lot to say about it.
In dorkly‘s new video, “Mario’s Ex,” the iconic, 8-bit Italian hero attempts to cover up some Facebook flirtations and drunken texts with a former lady in his life as his current flame, Peach, takes out some of her unbridled aggression (possibly pent up from when she was kidnapped forever) on her savior.
As much as Mario may try to convince Peach, “my girlfriend is kidnapped” is not an acceptable excuse to take a break from your relationship.