Unpretentiousil: Medicine To Heal the Common Hipster
Are you an ironic, beard-donning, skinny jeans and v-neck-wearing “alternative” human between the ages of 16 and 35 who enjoys scarves, blogging, buying vinyl, and talking about your bike?
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