You Have the Power to End This Epidemic: Stop Caring About Amanda Bynes
I’ll admit that I had to use Google to find out who Amanda Bynes was (apparently she was once a character on Nickelodeon’s All That), but unbeknownst to me, there’s an epidemic afoot that threatens to plague the entire world: people who care about what Amanda Bynes is doing.
“Just think. Somewhere, right now, at this very moment, scientists are working to cure cancer,” one of the narrators of this PSA tells us. “And you just retweeted ‘I want @drake to murder my vagina.’ Where did you go so wrong?”