This Father’s Plot to Get His Daughter to Eat Her Vegetables is Pure Evil

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  • Imagine you’re a cherubic young little girl who trusts your father when he flashes a savory Kit Kat bar in front of your eyes and begins to lower it toward your mouth, only to, at the last moment, swap the Kit Kat bar for a mouth full of vegetables. This father shouldn’t be surprised when he later has to pay for therapy to help her get over her daddy issues.

  • Simon Owens is a journalist living in Washington, DC. You can follow him on Twitter, Facebook, or Google+. Email him at [email protected]

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