Ryan Lochte Pees in Olympic Pools via Funny or Die (VIDEO)
In the NSFW video below, Lochte is joined at the 2012 London Games by Sir Patrick Stewart as the ticket-scalping Ticket-Tooth Phil, along with Star Trek‘s Simon Pegg and Game of Thrones‘ Maimie Williams.
Some have criticized Lochte for his cringeworthy performances, but we won’t hold it against him because it’s all just fun and games. And it’s not his job to be an actor. He’s an Olympic swimmer — and he’s done a darn good job at being just that.