No one knows where they came from. No one exactly know why they are here. Only one truth remains sure. Goats have invaded an area neighborhood in Boise. And they are eating everything.
Here is a live look at #Boise Goat-a-Paloza 2018 pic.twitter.com/RTZR6bWsRP
— Joe Parris (@KTVBJoe) August 3, 2018
At least 100 goats have been spied in the Summerwind Drive neighborhood in Boise, Idaho. Some bring the goat counter up to at least 121. For when goats are invading the universe in which you exist, their origins unknown, it is difficult to keep track of them all. They are simply goats. They are animals from an unknown realm. They will chew.
#Breaking – About 100 goats are on the loose right now in a #Boise neighborhood. They are going house to house eating everything in sight. Nobody has a clue where they came from…updates to follow pic.twitter.com/K0ghUwQEfk
— Joe Parris (@KTVBJoe) August 3, 2018
Fathers, hide your tin cans.
The goats were witnessed with delight by the entirety of the internet. One internet armchair pundit even pulled out a map of the goat concentration all over America, proving that Boise, Idaho is straight up surrounded by goats, making an invasion of these behooved, flower bed ruining ne’er do wells chaos simply waiting to happen.
It’s unclear who they belong to. We’re not near any pastures or farms. They’re all on one lawn. This is not a drill. pic.twitter.com/wRmWBysQCf
— Ruth Brown (@RuthBrownNews) August 3, 2018
This is not a joke. There’s around 80 goats loose on Summerwind Drive in Boise. It’s a residential area. pic.twitter.com/SkUjfJDW1i
— Ruth Brown (@RuthBrownNews) August 3, 2018
Boise is basically surrounded by goats on three sides, so it was only a matter of time before something like this happened https://t.co/MV0eaTQnBB pic.twitter.com/DjgHUiEXl1
— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) August 3, 2018
You know that movie Gremlins? That but with goats. You know that movie Gremlins 2? That next, but with goats.
This is where they made their great escape. Just a couple blocks. It was a total of 118 goats. #GoatEscape pic.twitter.com/MDJPe4eOgQ
— Ruth Brown (@RuthBrownNews) August 3, 2018
In the end the goats were rounded up. Caught! Caught! They escaped through a little hole in the fense and they were caught! And their owners? Well, a little company called “We Rent Goats”. What do they do? Well. You’re not going to believe this. They rent goats! According to their website:
We Rent Goats® does just what our name says. We rent herds of goats to remove noxious weeds from fields, acreage, pastures, open spaces, ditches, ravines, embankments… you name it and the goats can clear it. Our goal is to help you restore and protect your property—whether that means.
Well, you really cleared something, We Rent Goats… cleared our goldarned patience! Get your goats and get outta here! We don’t need more goats! We’ve got enough goats! Get out of here, goats! Get out of here! Yah! Yah!
Party is over “kids”! Loose goats have been cornered and loaded back onto a truck owned by “We Rent Goats” pic.twitter.com/qWHrb7X7n6
— Joe Parris (@KTVBJoe) August 3, 2018
I was on Team Goat, but I guess you can’t just let them roam free in city limits. It was fun while it lasted. They fought the law. The law won.
— Ruth Brown (@RuthBrownNews) August 3, 2018
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