That Time Carl Crapped His Pants on a First Date

We can all learn an important lesson from Carl, the guy who crapped his pants during a first date at the beach.

In this cartoon from “PizzaPartyUSA,” Carl tells the story of the worst first date ever, when he couldn’t quite make it to the Venice beach bathroom in time and soiled his white swim trunks, forcing him to wash them in the public toilet and then flee into the ocean to clean himself before returning to his date.

All things considered, though, Carl managed the situation pretty well. “When life hands you shit in your pants, you just gotta take care of it,” he says philosophically. “You gotta be in charge, and you gotta do what needs to be done. And I did. And I got to hook up with her that day. It was a good day.”