Poke’mon Have Bangs Now

Hey guys, Poke'mon have bangs.

Folks, it’s no secret that we live in a golden age of gaming, and that the Nintendo Switch is at the forefront of it. But Super Mario Odyssey’s 820 stars, and The Legend of Zelda: The Breath of the Wild’s expansive universe can’t compete with one thing: Poke’mon have bangs now.

To promote the new game, Poke’mon Let’s Go: Eevee and Poke’mon Let’s Go Pikachu, Nintendo send out a few images to promote the new game, and their Poke’mon make over feature, and guess what. Poke’mon have bangs now. No longer will you be battling Team Rocket and the Elite Four without style my friends.

And sure some fashion backwards (lol! that’s what I would call them) folks would say this is foolish, to which I say: these Poke’mon have bangs now. And your fashion backwards (lol!) attitude are not helping.

My favorite Poke’mon is Poliwhirl and if he got bangs I would explode from joy.

Pokémon: Let’s Go, Pikachu! and Let’s Go, Eevee! hit store shelves on November 16 worldwide for the Nintendo Switch so make sure to practice saying “you have very cute bangs Pikachu and Eevee” now.

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