Trump’s Lawyer Paid Off Porn Star To Keep Quiet About Affair

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  • Source: twitter.com / Via: twitter.com

  • This is fun, it hasn’t even been 24 hours since Trump called African countries shitholes, and here we are again. News has come out from the Wall Street Journal that Donald Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen paid porn star Stormy Daniels $130,000 in hush money to keep quiet about an affair she had with Donald Trump in 2006 one year after the branding mogul turned president married his current wife Melania Trump.

    You may know Stormy Daniels as the star of Dripping Sex 4, Breast Friends 2 and Good Will Humping. You may know Donald Trump as the guy who said enough garbage stuff to become President of the United States. So that’s where we are.

    To make things even weirder, Michael Cohen sent the Wall Street Journal an e-mail purporting to be from Stormy Daniels (again, from his e-mail) saying that no such financial exchange happened. Far be it from us to imply this e-mail is fraudulent. We’ll just casually point out the weird Trump-like language in the whole thing and move on from there —“trust me,” being a key one, and the weird denial/non-denial thing.

  • Source: twitter.com / Via: twitter.com

  • What do you think though? Did Trump pay off that porn star, or does being weird about women just not sound like the Trump we all know and are constantly disgusted by? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter at @WhatsTrending.

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