Carl’s Jr’s Super Bowl Commercial Features A Model Wearing Very, Very Little

You’ve probably seen commercials and billboards around town (if you live in a town that has billboards) for Carl’s Jr.’s All-Natural Burger, the first burger among major fast food chains without added hormones, antibiotics or steroids.

You’d think that selling point would be enough, but Carl’s Jr. isn’t taking any chances. They’ve enlisted the help of model Charlotte McKinney — dubbed “the new Kate Upton” by Fox News — to strut her stuff while carefully placed items cover her chest and bottom a la Austin Powers.

Now, I’m not that naive. I know you’re not here a long, indulgent think piece on modern advertising. Here are some images of Charlotte McKinney.