How “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” Should Have Ended
Oh, you thought we were done covering “Star Wars”? Ha ha, “Star Wars” never ends now, remember?
“The Force Awakens” is a great movie that lived up to all my expectations, but it did have its plot holes. I don’t really care about them, but they’re there. So now that I’ve had a couple of months to calm down from the fangirling, I can appreciate this parody from “How It Should Have Ended,” which has some pretty good points.
For instance, why doesn’t the shimmery blue ghost of Anakin Skywalker ever show up? Maybe he could have set Kylo Ren straight on his weird Darth Vader obsession. Or when Rey learned how to do a Jedi mind trick, why didn’t she just have Stormtrooper Daniel Craig escort her to a ship she could use to escape? Why don’t they just call the Starkiller Base “Death Star 3,” since that’s exactly what it is? The list goes on.
Whatever, it’s still awesome.