VIDEO: Celebrating Eagles Fan Eats Horse Poop
Gross! But, hey. A bunch of people he’ll never meet threw a ball better than a bunch of people I’ll never meet.
I’m sure this video of everyone cheering the guy on could be used in a clinical study on the effects of the pressure of a crowd, but also, hey! The guy ate some sh*t.
Look, I’m from Boston. Was it fun to see our quarterback try to throw an invisible ball like a weird dumb baby? No, I cannot say that it very much was, but look. At least no one in Boston ate horse shit, alright? Yeah, Bostonians are an equally ridiculous bunch, and yeah. When the Red Sox win the series again, yeah. We’ll probably overturn Fenway Park sending the Big Green Monster into the ocean to paddle for his pathetic Green Monster life, but my friends. We didn’t eat any horse shit, and that’s something very important to consider!
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