Jersey Shore Returns With Giant Doll Replacing Sammi “Sweetheart”

Look, I know that Roseanne reboot is grabbing headlines, but there’s only one reboot that’s important to little old me — the return of Jersey Shore! Oh, Jersey Shore. If you were a TV watching so and so in the aughts, then the adventures of Snooki, Mike “The Situation,” Ronnie and the rest of the sweet goons of Jersey Shore, are a must watch. However, one member of didn’t return for the “Family Vacation” — Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola.

Sammi’s toxic relationship with fellow cast member Ronnie was (obviously) the reason for her lack of return, so we say, you go girl on making the healthy choices in life! That said, it seems like the cast of Jersey Shore knew that they couldn’t have a show without Sammi, so they replaced the Jersey Shore regular with… a giant doll.

That’s right, folks. Sammi was replaced with literally a giant doll. The doll went on adventures with the cast throughout the entire episode until it (inevitably) got into an altercation with Snooki who snatched the doll’s wig and threw her in the pool. Oh, Jersey Shore! Even with inanimate objects, the drama goes on.

As for the real Sammi, she thanked her fans for all of the love and explained her absence from the show in an Instagram post. For now, it seems both the doll and Sammi herself have exited the program. Read her statement below —

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