DJ Khaled Has Announced That He Does Not Go Down on Women

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  • Folks, I have breaking news. DJ Khaled, a man whose songs purport he is good at sex, might, in fact, be very, very bad at sex, and kind of weirdly proud of it. In an interview with The Breakfast Club, DJ Khaled said that he doesn’t give oral sex, and how he shows love is, apparently, by paying for her house and food (tone down the misogyny a little, Khaled). He, however, absolutely expects oral sex apparently because there are “different rules for men”.

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  • So, folks — DJ Khaled thinks there is a rule against giving a woman oral sex and openly converses about it on a nationally syndicated talk show as if everyone in the room would understand it. So, Twitter had some fun with DJ Khaled’s apparently truly abysmal sex having abilities. Twitter, take it away!

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  • And, finally — about a thousand different versions of this now classic joke.

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  • I think the funniest thing about this is is a rapper went on the air to talk about how bad he is at sex. That’s hilarious. Good job on that at least, Khaled.

    What do you think? Will DJ Khaled write an ode to the act of not giving oral sex? Is the man who proclaims “this the best music” also the worst sex-haver? Let us know in the comments below.

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