Cupcakke Releases Filthy Song About Dick Like Nature of “Squidward’s Nose”

Don't get a big head Squidward.

Although Cupcakke’s week started out with near tragedy, it then ended with an incredible new rap song, just released, titled “Squidward’s Nose”, a song as filthy as anything in the rapper’s incredible catalog. The premise of the song? Oh, compared to some middling penises out there, why… she would rather have the beautiful act of intercourse with Squidward’s phallic nose. In honor of the glorious legacy of the show, I am sure.

The song is incredible, and can be heard on Spotify, iTunes, or whatever other sources you go to for your horny songs about the characters from Spongebob Squarepants. Overall, it’s another super horny song from Cupcakke, the Peaches of the kind of rap that would make Peaches blush.

The song is a poupourri of filthy metaphors, and everyone from Serena Williams, Post Malone and Dora the Explorer get lost in this exciting mix of sex poetry that culminates in this legendary chorus worthy of the kinds of characters who live in a place called Bikini Bottom:

His dick smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes
I’d rather ride Squidward nose
His dick smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes
I’d rather ride Squidward nose

This is not the first rap song from Cupcakke giving a horny take on our beloved characters of ink and paint. Her near perfect rap song “Garfield” compares her pussy to Garfield on account of its fatness. Please let me summarize more erotic rap songs, this is much more fun than writing about some dumb celebrity mad at a crumb of criticism.

With songs this good, I know I’m going to be a fan of Cupcakke as long as she keeps releasing music. Give us more perfect x-rated rap songs Cupcakke! We, your fans, demand it!

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