Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Clears Up Confusion, Ranks The Famous Chrises

Chris Hemsworth comes in last

The fight over who is the best “Chris” is a tale as old as time. Hollywood is full of hunky, talented, funny actors with the same name; Chris. There is Chris Pratt who is unbelievably sweet and looks really great while running from dinosaurs. And Chris Evans aka Captain America. ‘Nuff said there. We also have Chris Pine who plays Prince Charming. So yeah, some of the most famous men with the name Chris are also some of the hottest guys in Hollywood. Naturally, when Chris Hemsworth’s birthday came around, The Rock had to clear things up. Hemsworth, who turned 35 on August 11 is easily one of the best looking men. Maybe ever. He plays Thor who is quite literally a god. However, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson had the perfect way to say happy birthday to the Australian beauty. This by making sure Hemsworth knows he is not the best Chris.


In his own rendition of the Happy Birthday song, the rock sang “Happy birthday to Thor, you Australian man-whore. You’re the greatest Chris, and that’s a fact… After Evans, Pine and Pratt.”

He ended the video calling him a “handsome son of a bitch” and reminding him he is “number 4” behind all the other Chris’ we have been blessed with.

Chris saw the post on Instagram and like most of us, found it pretty funny:

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