Something Better Happen In This Last Hunger Games Movie
So something’s going to happen in this movie, right? Because, that last one was a two-hour movie released in an actual movie theater – and more happened in My Dinner With Andre.
Seriously, this movie had such an empty plot you’d think Jesus had been buried there three days before. Zing!
I mean, this movie was so dull Tipper Gore divorced it. DOUBLE ZING!
Mockingjay Part 1 was such a cynical, brazen cash-grab it should go on tour with the Grateful Dead.
Okay, I feel better.