New Nickelback Song is Awful (Duh.)
“Hey, WT, why the hell are you linking to universally derided mega-band Nickelback’s ridiculous new disco song?”
You’re right, of course. No one needs another post explaining the ear-melting horror of Nickelback. You already know this song is bad. But what you don’t know is how bad it really is. It’s disco bad. It’s “Coca Cola rollercoaster” bad.
It’s a little sad, actually. Nickelback is so good at making awful Nickelback-y music. But their turning their “talents” in a new direction. Now they’re making bad Maroon 5 songs too!
What they’re really doing,we’re pretty sure, is trolling. And it’s working. We’re talking about it. So it seems Nickelback is good at something. Just not music.