Click This Butt to Watch the New Bruno Mars Video (With Butts in It)
You probably clicked on this article for one of two reasons: 1. because you saw a butt, and were hoping to see more butts (like Kim Kardashian’s butt click on this to see Kim Kardashian’s butt) or 2. because you saw that it was a Bruno Mars song and you like his music.
I’m not going to judge you for either of those things. Both butts and Bruno Mars’ music are wildly popular, and I’m not about to get all snooty about you either having base desires, liking funky R&B pop, or both. Heck, even Helen Mirren likes big butts, and she’s an Oscar-winning Dame of the United Kingdom. And everybody likes Bruno Mars — remember the Stranger Things kids slaying “Uptown Funk” at the Emmys? If that sh*t doesn’t make you smile, nothing will, because you are as broken and empty as a discarded egg shell.
Anyway, if you liked “Uptown Funk” you’ll probably like this one. “24K Magic”, pronounced “twenty-four karat magic,” is Bruno’s first lead single in four years, and his first single period since he was featured on Mark Ronson’s “Uptown Funk” back in 2014. This is another slice of disco/funk-inspired R&B pop about opulence and being an overall badass, right in Mars’ wheelhouse.
Oh sh*t, I’m a dangerous man with some money in my pocket!
So many pretty girls around me and they waking up the rocket.
Ew. It’s still a decent song though, even if he calls his penis a rocket. So… good job Bruno?
“24K Magic” is the title track to the album of the same name, due out on November 18 on Atlantic. Check it out, if that’s your thing!
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