Zayn Malik Confirms That Yes- Taylor Swift Travels In Suitcase

Carry on?

The modern age is so replete with absolute nonsense, that sometimes lesser nonsense just sadly slips through the cracks, lost to time immemorial. For example, when I think of Taylor Swift, I think about the woman who gave the Tennessee Democratic candidates a leg up, and not of the girl who was– say– rumored to have traveled about in a suitcase in order to avoid the cruel, photo friendly gaze of the paparazzi. Well, that rumor, odd as it has been, turned out to be true. Zayn Malik, in a new Vogue profile, has confirmed the bizarre rumor while teasing the release of his upcoming album.

As written up in Vogue:

He seems more like an undergrad than an internationally swooned-over famous person. Though his small talk is a giveaway. “She was traveling around in a suitcase,” he says, eyes agog, of his pal Taylor Swift’s ability to avoid the paparazzi.

Eyes agog, indeed. Frankly, I have no reason not to believe this. Being known by everyone on the planet seems like something out of a hellish Twilight Zone scenario, and I don’t know what lengths I would go to for some random creeps to not photograph me entering my car which is, currently, when I feel the most peaceful and zen.

What do you think? Is Zayn telling the truth or is he, like the star of Ricky Gervais’ “Extras”, “just having a laugh”? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter at @WhatsTrending.