#OhNoLouis! One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson Going to Be a Dad
First Zayn leaves and now this.
For the last 24 hours, fangirls all over the internet have been freaking out over the news that One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson is expecting his first child with his good friend (i.e. not girlfriend), stylist Briana Jungwirth.
Does this mean he’ll be leaving the band to be a parent? Will he ever declare his true love for Harry Styles??? TALK TO US, LOUIS.
Fans were reacting with dismay and denial last night, sending #OhNoLouis to the top of the Twitter trend list. Today the news seems to be sinking in, though some people still refuse to believe it unless Louis personally calls them and confirms it himself.
Next up is my personal favorite phase of fangirl grief where everyone’s giddy with exhaustion and making stupid jokes just to get through the day.
Honestly, if this whole business teaches young fangirls what can happen when you don’t use protection, it could all be worth it.
This is hardly the first time that One Direction shinanigans have taken over Twitter. In the last few weeks there’s been #OhNoHarry when Harry fell off the stage, #OhNoNiall when Niall fell over on live TV while caddying for golfer Rory McIlroy, and #OhNoLiam when Liam forgot Niall was Irish or something.
There’s not really an #OhNoZayn meme because he’s not with 1D anymore because he LEFT US WHYYYY, though there was that #ZaynMalikHasNoChill thing a couple days ago when he blasted his producer friend Naughty Boy on Twitter.
Those crazy kids.