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VIDEO: Cockatiel Sings Queen’s “Another One Bites the Dust”

Alex Firer

Oh hell, yeah! I am loving this cockatiel's, cocka...spiel! Truly the story of Freddie Mercury has never been more pure than described through the whistling maw of this beautiful pet bird. At long last, Freddie Mercury and Queen have been saluted, and if the Academy has even a little bit of dignity, they w ill quietly shuffle off the Bryan Singer movie and replace it with this video of the parrot singing. Come to think of it, take away Green Book and replace it with this video of a dog getting its butt grabbed. It'll be a much more artistically pure show of artistic expression, rather than a tribute to the fact that, holy heck, Hollywood sure loves bad conversations about race and protecting sex criminals who make them a lot of money, don't they?

Oh hell, yeah! I am loving this cockatiel's, cocka...spiel! Truly the story of Freddie Mercury has never been more pure than described through the whistling maw of this beautiful pet bird. At long last, Freddie Mercury and Queen have been saluted, and if the Academy has even a little bit of dignity, they w ill quietly shuffle off the Bryan Singer movie and replace it with this video of the parrot singing. Come to think of it, take away Green Book and replace it with this video of a dog getting its butt grabbed. It'll be a much more artistically pure show of artistic expression, rather than a tribute to the fact that, holy heck, Hollywood sure loves bad conversations about race and protecting sex criminals who make them a lot of money, don't they?

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Outrage After Accused Offender Bryan Singer’s “Bohemian Rhapsody” Wins Best Drama At Golden Globes

Alex Firer

Who knows what the Golden Globes were thinking. In my opinion Black Panther, If Beale Street Could Talk, Blackkklansman and A Star is Born were all much better movies than the tepid "Bohemian Rhapsody". But even quality of cinema aside, it feels questionable that one year after a very memorable, a very honest ceremony celebrating "Time's Up" in the wake of the #MeToo movement, the award for one of the Best Movies went to a man who has been accused multiple times of raping underage teens.

Who knows what the Golden Globes were thinking. In my opinion Black Panther, If Beale Street Could Talk, Blackkklansman and A Star is Born were all much better movies than the tepid "Bohemian Rhapsody". But even quality of cinema aside, it feels questionable that one year after a very memorable, a very honest ceremony celebrating "Time's Up" in the wake of the #MeToo movement, the award for one of the Best Movies went to a man who has been accused multiple times of raping underage teens.

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VIDEO: Piranha Plant Puppets Sing Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody

Alex Firer

If there was any justice in the world, this video would be more popular than 50 Chewbacca moms. But we live in a world bereft of justice, but full of beauty true. So, we present to you, a video of someone in a Gamestop who managed to puppeteer four Piranha Plants -- that Super Mario villain turned Super Smash Bros favorite -- into singing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody. Gaze upon this beauty. I mean, with all the strangeness they're doing a better job than that Rami Malek Queen movie did, right?

If there was any justice in the world, this video would be more popular than 50 Chewbacca moms. But we live in a world bereft of justice, but full of beauty true. So, we present to you, a video of someone in a Gamestop who managed to puppeteer four Piranha Plants -- that Super Mario villain turned Super Smash Bros favorite -- into singing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody. Gaze upon this beauty. I mean, with all the strangeness they're doing a better job than that Rami Malek Queen movie did, right?

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Fan’s Video With Rami Malek Shows Embarrassing Encounters

Alex Firer

Celebrities! They're just like us! You know, if they also walk around with the overwhelming shame of a given day that is, they're just like us! Twitter user @EnemyFilm seems to have felt this embarrassment, as can be seen in the -- frankly incredible -- video above. If you thought people taken on video as they're preparing to be in photos is fun, guys, wait until you witness a celebrity being mean because he has no idea he's on camera to the absolute embarrassment of his fan! Whoa whoa whoa!

Celebrities! They're just like us! You know, if they also walk around with the overwhelming shame of a given day that is, they're just like us! Twitter user @EnemyFilm seems to have felt this embarrassment, as can be seen in the -- frankly incredible -- video above. If you thought people taken on video as they're preparing to be in photos is fun, guys, wait until you witness a celebrity being mean because he has no idea he's on camera to the absolute embarrassment of his fan! Whoa whoa whoa!