Every day we learn a weird new detail about some Silicon Valley blockhead who has gotten his strange ass eccentricities confused with why he's successful in the first place. We had Elon Musk smugly trot out besmirching an international hero when he, for reasons no one could imaginably understand, called the man who rescued the children from the Thai cave a pedophile for not liking his tiny sub. Now we get the latest bizarre story of garbage behavior from the last man to kick Alex Jones off of their platform, Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey. Jack Dorsey, it turned out, sent rapper and provocateur Azalea Banks his beard shavings to create an amulet to ward off Isis.

Instead of banning Nazis, Twitter and Jack Dorsey have announced plans to get rid of the "like" button on their service in order to "incentivize conversation". Cool.

Should Trump be banned from Twitter?

Will double the length equal double the Twitter glory? Too soon to tell...

Terrorist group targets Jack Dorsey over blocked accounts