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Kimmel Tests Millennials’ Skills In Tuna Can Opening

Alex Firer

Let's say you're a company that specializes in marketing a soggy pink mush meant to provide protein. For years everyone has accepted that eating a soggy pink mush that provides protein is incredibly good, and you've sold your mushy protein supplement successfully for a long time. Then, all of a sudden things change and a new generation comes along, and get this -- that generation doesn't want the pink mushes that their parents once ate! Heck, they don't even know how to open the can that looks exactly like a cat food container that the food comes in! Can you imagine such a dilemma!? Well, it's the dilemma faced by one of the most powerful industries of them all: the canned tuna fish industries, which blamed a 40% drop in their tuna fish sales on millennials not wanting or not knowing how to use can openers.

Let's say you're a company that specializes in marketing a soggy pink mush meant to provide protein. For years everyone has accepted that eating a soggy pink mush that provides protein is incredibly good, and you've sold your mushy protein supplement successfully for a long time. Then, all of a sudden things change and a new generation comes along, and get this -- that generation doesn't want the pink mushes that their parents once ate! Heck, they don't even know how to open the can that looks exactly like a cat food container that the food comes in! Can you imagine such a dilemma!? Well, it's the dilemma faced by one of the most powerful industries of them all: the canned tuna fish industries, which blamed a 40% drop in their tuna fish sales on millennials not wanting or not knowing how to use can openers.

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Kevin Hart Set To Host The Oscars

Allie Dietz

Just as the Oscars hosting job was dubbed the “least wanted job in Hollywood,” the academy has announced that actor and comedian Kevin Hart will be taking on the role for the first time in 2019. The 91st ceremony is just three months away and the Hollywood Reporter released an article today describing in detail why no one wants the gig. The article stated that since 2004, “the Academy has struggled to find the right anchor, and nobody has been willing to run the gantlet more than twice.” The last two years were hosted by Jimmy Kimmel and before him, Ellen DeGeneres, Hugh Jackman, Chris Rock, and Jon Stewart all hosted the ceremony twice.

Just as the Oscars hosting job was dubbed the “least wanted job in Hollywood,” the academy has announced that actor and comedian Kevin Hart will be taking on the role for the first time in 2019. The 91st ceremony is just three months away and the Hollywood Reporter released an article today describing in detail why no one wants the gig. The article stated that since 2004, “the Academy has struggled to find the right anchor, and nobody has been willing to run the gantlet more than twice.” The last two years were hosted by Jimmy Kimmel and before him, Ellen DeGeneres, Hugh Jackman, Chris Rock, and Jon Stewart all hosted the ceremony twice.

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VIDEO: Kimmel SCARES Kids With Halloween Michael Meyers Costume

Alex Firer

Halloween, like Christmas and Easter, has so many mascots that kids can immediately recognize, but none of them are very friendly are they? I mean, Christmas has Santa, Easter has the Easter Bunny, but Halloween has witches, goblins, skeletons, Frankensteins and, in this case, the horrifying creature known only as Michael Meyers, the star of the recently revived Halloween franchise starring Jamie Lee Curtis. He's a bit creepier than the witch or the cuddly vampire bat, especially to a child, so enter Jimmy Kimmel to do his best weird prank and, with the consent of the parents, invite kids in to meet... Michael Meyers. The results are incredible.

Halloween, like Christmas and Easter, has so many mascots that kids can immediately recognize, but none of them are very friendly are they? I mean, Christmas has Santa, Easter has the Easter Bunny, but Halloween has witches, goblins, skeletons, Frankensteins and, in this case, the horrifying creature known only as Michael Meyers, the star of the recently revived Halloween franchise starring Jamie Lee Curtis. He's a bit creepier than the witch or the cuddly vampire bat, especially to a child, so enter Jimmy Kimmel to do his best weird prank and, with the consent of the parents, invite kids in to meet... Michael Meyers. The results are incredible.

Celebrity

Kimmel Asks Kanye If Donald Trump Cares About Black People

Alex Firer

When Jimmy Kimmel had Kanye West on his show for an extensive interview, he asked Kanye West if he thought Donald Trump cared about black people, or any people, leaving the famously loquacious musician speechless.

When Jimmy Kimmel had Kanye West on his show for an extensive interview, he asked Kanye West if he thought Donald Trump cared about black people, or any people, leaving the famously loquacious musician speechless.

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Reddit Supercut Shows Jonah Hill Getting No Respect

Alex Firer

Jonah Hill has done something that would have been deemed unthinkable at the beginning of his career: he is now a regular at the Academy Awards, having been nominated for 'Wolf of Wall Street' and 'Moneyball', and his directorial debut, Mid90s, is coming from art house wunderstudio A24 and it looks beautiful. So you can't help but have your heart break when you watch this video, posted to Reddit of people dumping on Jonah Hill all throughout his long and illustrious Hollywood career, and him seeming really quite hurt by it.

Jonah Hill has done something that would have been deemed unthinkable at the beginning of his career: he is now a regular at the Academy Awards, having been nominated for 'Wolf of Wall Street' and 'Moneyball', and his directorial debut, Mid90s, is coming from art house wunderstudio A24 and it looks beautiful. So you can't help but have your heart break when you watch this video, posted to Reddit of people dumping on Jonah Hill all throughout his long and illustrious Hollywood career, and him seeming really quite hurt by it.