In 2013, Michael Cohen sent The Onion a cease and desist and threat of lawsuit for a satirical op-ed written as Donald Trump, and folks, The Onion decided it's time to respond.
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Stormy Daniels follows in the tradition of Monica Lewinsky — a woman who slept with the president and then appeared on Saturday Night Live.
Michael Cohen's two other clients are men for whom he arranges Stormy Daniels style NDA's with, so folks — stuff is about to get really gross.
SNL parodied "Meet the Parents" this Saturday, with Robert De Niro as Robert Mueller and Ben Stiller as Trump's hapless lawyer, Michael Cohen.
BREAKING: Michael Cohen doesn't believe in polls, is a tool.
