Donald Trump Running for President, Is Very Rich
So if you haven’t heard, the next President of the United States is definitely going to be Donald Trump. He announced his candidacy earlier today, first on Instagram and then in a truly amazing press conference that was so full of quotable moments, we almost didn’t know what to do with ourselves.
– He wants to build a wall on the Mexican border and charge Mexico for the bill
– President Obama will probably be golfing, lolz
– Donald Trump owns lots of world-class golf courses
– “When was the last time you saw a Chevrolet in Tokyo?”
– He’s less popular than Voldemort.
– He is very rich.