Honestly, who wouldn’t want a big smooch from Patrick Stewart?
Stewart appeared on Conan this week to promote his new Starz series “Blunt Talk” – in which he plays a British newscaster who moves to LA to host a talk show and also pick up hookers and do drugs – and at one point Conan brought up that time Stewart kissed Sir Ian McKellan at the premiere of “Mr. Holmes.”
When Conan asked if Stewart would be fine with kissing him on the mouth too, Stewart said “Come here!,” went around the desk and laid one on him.
That is a nice kiss. Tender yet firm and totally not gay, because why does it need to be gay? Just a kiss between bros. Though gay kissing is of course equally awesome.
Later on, Stewart talked about Seth MacFarlane geeking out over meeting the cast of “Star Trek: The Next Generation.” Imagine how much more he would have geeked out if Captain Picard had made out with him.