Good news, everybody – Justin Bieber’s dad made this whole paparazzi dick pics story even creepier than it already was! Didn’t know that was possible!
Thank goodness this week is almost over.
Two days ago, paparazzi photos were released that showed 21-year-old Bieber on vacation in Bora Bora with YouTuber Jayde Pierce, walking around full-frontal naked because he assumed he was safe to do that on private property. Aren’t telephoto camera lenses nifty.
The pictures sparked a #RespectJustinsPrivacy campaign on social media, but a lot of people seemed to think that because Bieber is a man and kind of a jerk, it’s okay to look at nude pictures of him without his permission. Others argued that it’s okay because Bieber is well-endowed, so he can’t possibly be embarrassed by the incident.
Today, Bieber’s own father Jeremy endorsed that last argument.
I literally groaned and curled up into a ball and felt like I needed a shower after hearing about that, for the record. Most of the internet seems to agree with me.