Tell ’em, O’Jays.
So here’s what went down. This week, Rob Kardashian publicly tweeted his half-sister Kylie Jenner’s phone number — twice, once to do it, and again to prove he wasn’t hacked. Here are his original tweets:
He went on to post a tweet that might clarify his motivations, if you think his motivations are anything other than “get ratings for the newest seasons of Keeping Up With the Kardashians and Rob & Chyna.“
I don’t know or care to know who any of these people are, outside of their appearance in a Kanye West lyric, but I have a responsibility to get this story right, dammit! So here’s my attempt to make sense of it all:
As best as I can tell, this guy named Rob Kardashian impregnated his girlfriend, this lady Blac Chyna. Blac Chyna used to date a rapper, Tyga, and has a three-year-old with him. Tyga’s now dating Kylie Jenner, who’s Rob’s half-sister. Then, according to Rob’s tweet, somebody (fellow Kardashians?) tried to throw Rob & Blac Chyna a baby shower — without inviting Blac Chyna. Apparently Kylie had something to do with this so he got mad at her? I don’t know? It’s like a Shakespeare play written by a blackout drunk Ryan Seacrest.
I hope you understood that, because I didn’t. I’m sure it’ll all be detailed and explained on various E! shows in the near future, so if you really want to make sense of it all… uh… watch them I guess?
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