An adorable rap parody made for a newborn niece might might be good for silencing whatever screaming children you have running around.
No matter how bad things get at your house, it’s probably not even near what these guys endure in the name of entertainment.
Perhaps a little amazing flute music will calm your family down.
You can also point out your uncle’s obvious inebriation with this super honest alcoholism PSA.
And, of course, if nothing else works, turn to the Bieber.