VIDEO: Cat Slaps Seal!

By Alex Firer
Guys, I don't want to get your hopes up... but here's a video of a cat slapping a seal on the ol' docks!

Look, sometimes we have to take a break from the horrible news of the day. Sometimes we just have to sit back, close our eyes and whisper to ourselves that everything can just be okay. That David can in fact defeat Goliath. That in fact, despite our natural knowledge of animal sizes heretofore unseen and uncompared in the world of viral video… a cat can in fact slap a seal so hard the seal rolls off on its fat little belly. No! Nay! Doubt me not! I have but proof! Witness this video posted by one @Molly_Kats. Check it out below!

Man, that is one dramatic seal! But it least it has a lot of comedy timing in its gelatinous little self. Next time someone hurts my feelings, wham, I am rolling over as dramatically and sadly as possible. For I relate to the seal. The world may slap me in my little seal face, but understand this my friend, I am absolutely going to roll over on my fat little back so everyone around me can go “oh the poor soul”. And I go, that’s right folks! It is the cat who is bullying me! Send him to cat jail!

Alright, that’s enough of that. What do you think of the cat slapping seal? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter at @WhatsTrending.