When we last wrote about Last Week Tonight writer Jill Twiss, it was due to her fantastic Mike Pence trolling/ legitimately very sweet book “A Day In The Life of Marlon Bundo”. It was the story of a sweet rabbit who fell in love, and while it was very cute for a rabbit who wore clothes, one could say there was a dearth of proper mischief. Not so with this video of a penguin posted by Twiss from her visit to the Long Island Aquarium portraying a jerky little shoe untying penguin doing what he does best. That’s right. Untying people’s shoes.
I know most things are bad but today I met this asshole penguin who loved untying shoelaces and I'm feeling pretty great pic.twitter.com/h6VH0jBAqq
— Jill Twiss (@jilltwiss) August 24, 2018
This penguin, or as I like to call him, the little shoe untying so and so, can be seen untying the shoe lace of an aquarium employee as he is giving a speech who is, in Jill’s words, “explaining in the nicest possible way that some penguins are a little slutty”.
Oh I also just noticed that the guide was at this very moment explaining in the nicest possible way that some penguins are a little slutty
— Jill Twiss (@jilltwiss) August 24, 2018
And ‘lo, a race of slutty penguins and prankster penguins are introduced to the world, like a race of smurfs, where each and every penguin has their own incredibly exciting personality that’s different from all penguins that comes before it. There’s the penguin who unties shoes, there’s the penguin who wants to fly, but knows deep down in his penguin heart he can’t. There’s the evil penguin, often mustachioed, known as the Wapenguin, whose evil goes directly against the Mapengin and his brother the Lupenguin. There’s also sleepy penguin, slow penguin and of course, the penguin whose hero is the penguin who pushed that other penguin into the ice in that classic penguin ice pushing meme.
Of course, all of those penguins are meaningless. For today we celebrate the shoe untying penguin. One of the all time greatest animal pranksters. Bless.
What do you think of this extremely mischievous shoe untying so and so? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter at @WhatsTrending.
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