This Phone Was Specially Designed For Smuggling in a Butt
In the iconic Breaking Bad, when criminal activity was done the anti-heroes would buy a burner phone, use it once or twice, then break it in half. For a long time I thought this was the most iconic use of a phone used for crime I would hear about. That is until I heard of… The Beat the Boss Phone!
It’s a phone specifically made for smuggling inside your rectum, or, for layman’s term “the butt”. It’s meant to be smuggled into prisons, courtrooms, etcetera. Guys. When it comes to a tiny phone to put into your butt during a nefarious or difficult period of your life, guys. You gotta get the Beat the Boss phone.
The “Boss” in this case is the “Body Orifice Security Scanner”, and the phone, with its scant metallic parts and small size, accomplishes just that. And the Amazon Reviews for the phone agree. This is the butt smuggling phone of choice.
Lovely. What do you think of the mighty Butt Phone? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter at @WhatsTrending.