Legend Of Zelda YouPorn Searches Up 164%
Did you know the average man thinks about sex every seven seconds? And he thinks about the Water Temple from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time every six? The second factoid is true and 100% not made up! Fandom and sex have intersected ever since the Tijuana Bibles told us exactly where Popeye fell on the Kinsey scale, and it’s back! With the release of the Nintendo Switch’s The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, YouPorn searches have risen 164%. As Navi would say “Hey… listen”.
So if you want to see Goron’s smooching up on Zoras, or what have you, then you are not alone at all! 164%, people! If you’ve ever wanted to see Link’s hat kiss the leaf from Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, well here you go you giant weirdo! You got it! I mean, I assume. I haven’t actually checked, but if you don’t have Zelda items having sex — buddy — what are you doing!?
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