Trump Challenges Tillerson to IQ Test, We Beg Trump to Take IQ Test
Here is Trump staring at the eclipse, shown for absolutely no reason.
Trump, please, please, please make good on your latest insane proclamation. Please, please, please, please please. You see, if you’ve been following the latest reality show style going ons in the White House, you’ll know that Rex Tillerson recently called Trump either a moron or a f*cking moron — one or the other, you know? Well — Trump responded, saying—
“I think it’s fake news. But if he did that I guess we’ll have to compare IQ tests. And I can tell you who is going to win.”
So a few things — the first — what a reality show TV president. When he hears a key coworker called him a “f*cking moron”, rather than reprimand him or fire him or whatever he challenges him to some kind of competition? Come on man. Second — TRUMP we beg of you — follow the Twitterer’s advice below, go on TV and take this IQ test. I want to hear a fart sound for every question you get wrong. If we all have to go into the toilet we’re taking you with us. Please please please. You can get a grad cap if you’re smart and a dunce cap if you’re dumb, please please please please please.
Ah, he won’t do it. But if he did…
Since Trump made the statement, MENSA has offered to take him up on his offer, but we won’t get into that because oh my goodness that is also so dumb. What do you think? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter at @WhatsTrending.