What’s on the CD? Unpacking Stormy Daniels’ Lawyer’s Weird Tweet
Look. We’ve known for a long time this could end with us seeing a photo of Donald Trump’s dick, and that nightmare scenario is heading closer and closer to a reality. A mysterious and strange tweet from Stormy Daniels’ lawyer, Michael Avenatti, shows a CD next to a safe, saying —
If “a picture is worth a thousand words,” how many words is this worth?????#60minutes #pleasedenyit #basta
Now, a quick question. Does everyone fighting with Trump have to behave like Donald Trump? Like, what does threatening the weirdest, dumbest piece of trash in the world accomplish in winning your case? I don’t know! Hopefully, Stormy Daniels’ lawyer knows. Also, why is it on a CD? Is it too precious to keep on a hard drive? Actually, with all those hackers, probably. So, what could the CD contain? Is it a video of Stormy Daniels’ polygraph test? Is it a sex tape? Is it a single .jpg of Donald Trump’s butthole? I don’t know. I’m not sure I want to know, but let’s see some joke tweets about it, folks!
What do you think could be on this CD? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter at @WhatsTrending.